So yeah... Well since my last journal I've done a bit of stuff, not that much though... Well I blew all my wages from working at my last, shitty job on a trip to Blackpool which was a bit of fun I went with Heelaroo and Lizzoo (we are the Oo-Croo!) but it was damn expensive! Argh, £7 to go on one ride! Extortionate. I could spent hours rambling on about how everything these days is overpriced but I won't... So enjoy this picture of me at the Blackpool Tower


Heh, well the day after that it was Oliver's party, there was a bouncy castle and lots of booze, I got punched in the testicle and kneed ~Salix02 in the boob... *cough* But I'm such a man-whore... See below

I slept so much the day after... 5am-10am, 4pm - 10pm and then 1am-8am...

Then I went shopping and got some cords, haven't worn them since I was about 5! Thought you might like to know...

Only 2 days to go until results! Aaaaah! I'll let you know how I do when I get them, I might be home either straight after I get them or the day after...

Well, it's been a while since my last journal entry, was some random thing about walking... Well since then I've been to a garden party at my mum's with the family and then took a looooooooong bike ride on a bike that hates me (yes, an inanimate object hates me, aren't I the popular one?) along the River Trent in Nottingham, watched some rowing and kayaking which was fun

Nothign much happened until my dad went to Blackpool to watch the darts, not very exciting but I had the house to myself for 8 whole days! I jsut did my usual thing of go online, red, watch TV etc. But one day I went swimming with Mark, Craig, Danny (:devdivided121 and Sarah (~petit-chou-fleur), Yas (~jazzman88) was gonna come but as usual she never turned up, typical transexual... Anyway it was a bit of a nightmare for me getting in, the woman who I gave my money to never gave me a ticket so the lifeguards nearly refused me entry, even though everyone else backed me up that I payed, then they brought some idiot who worked behign the counter to confirm if I payed and he said no, but they lifeguards didn't like him so they let me in... Turns out that Sarah had my ticket all along *rolls eyes*. It was funny in the changing rooms (or as I like to call it: "A Paedophile's Dream" because there are only 3 or 4 cubicles and they don't have curtains and, no matter that time you go in, there's always little kids naked, eww) because Danny couldn't get his shorts on, they got stuck just below his waste, that was amusing Heehee, fat boy Danny
Anyway I shouldn't laugh, my new shorts were too big around the waste and nearly fell down quite a few times... That's why I didn't go on the inflatable. And because I suck at front crawl a lifeguard asked me if I knew how to swim, cheeky git ¬_¬
Well after that everyone else played badminton whilst I rummaged through peoples' wallets and looked at their messages on their phone... Heehee. Almost nicked Mark's money too *angelic face*
Well after that me, Mark and Craig got the bus, a bird shit right above us and a speck landed on my bag and the rest on Craig's arm Heehee, bloody pigeons! *shakes fist*

Again, not much happening after that, but last week is one to forget...
Monday: Dad finds out there're jobs at The Mermaid (a local fish & chip restaurant & take-away) and nags me to go and ask them for a job, they give me it...
Wednesday: Health & safety induction at Mermaid, I had to put circle's around things that were unsafe or unhygenic... waste of an hour.
Saturday: First day at work, worked 9 hours! Lifted sacks of potatoes and made my back even worse, fried chips for over 4 hours and have blisters up my arms to prove it!
Sunday: Same again apart from I got to empty the bins
This Monday: I quit God that felt good
Now I just need to wait for Chris to help me fill in the River Island application, it helps having a friend work there I just hope I get the job... Yasmin and Sarah M (~Salix02) have applied there too, but they don't have a penis

Aaaaaanyway not much else to say, I got to tease Lee and Bob on webcam last night, well, not Bob. Lee has a gay admirer and it scares the hell out of him, but I know how feels, that guy used to be my gay admirer too... *shudders*

Right, as Danny says, I bet 99.9% of you don't care about this so I'll jut say that you all suck and see if that grabs your attention!! You don't all suck, just most of you. Especially those whose avatars are in my friends list

Toodles beehives!

Just walked up to Asda with Sarah (~petit-chou-fleur) to get some photos developed, then walked into Morley, then walked to the White Rose, walked around the White Rose, I bought 4 books and we walked home from the White Rose. I think we walked, on average, 2km/h... if that!
Got in just in time though, it's pissing it down now! I creamed Sarah at Mini punch and yellow car And we nearly collapsed a few times... AND THE NISSAN MICRAS ARE INVADING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Nothing much else to say... I'm le tiiiiiiired!

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Ugh, got woken up at 6am today by my cunt of a dad to go to the shitty Yorkshire show. Incase you can't tell by the cussing I'm not in the best of moods.
I've been wandering around in the heat all day with someone I hate. After him buying loads of beer and getting free samples of alcohol he decides that whatever I want to see doesn't matter, it's all about him and booze. But I've been used to being put second, well, third if you include sports, to alcohol, it's been that way since my mum left.
Some of you may know I've had major back problems for 2 or 3 years and I've had a constant back pain for a few months now... There are 2 types of back massagers there, one was £100 which was understandable why my dad didn't get me it, but the £20 made me feel better and he said he'd get me it, but guess what his excuse was... "I only have a £20 note and I'm not carrying it around all day!" This was said just after the merchant said you can buy now and collect as you leave and as we were about to leave so he had no reason not to buy me it, then he decides to go back to a fucking beer tent for another free sample! God I hate him.
I have a headache now and the fucking milks expired so I can't have any tea! I'm just eating Ben & Jerry's. Oh well, at least I'll have the whole weekend away from him and I get to see my good parent

And I met some llamas! I sang them The Llama Song and they joined in with me and had a merry ole time... God I hate life.

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I had my prom on Friday! 'twas amazing! Had so much fun, shared a limo with ~petit-chou-fleur, ~Salix02, ~duveau23, ~121divided121, ~cecilblueberry and ~jazzman88. Was goooood fun I won some White Rose vouchers... but I didn't because they lost them <_< Bah.. Oh well, I danced to music I hate like dance, r&b and hiphop! Me and ~petit-chou-fleur did a shit dance that we saw 2 black people doing to Snoop Dogg at Live8... Rah.

My feet were hurting after though, before the prom I walked home from Wakefield because my loser friend doesn't know the way home on his bike <_< Made me walk with him, rar...

Then after the prom I went to Asda for photos developing (day after of course) and they said come back in an hour, so I bought a copy of Q and a bottle of water and lazed around in the carpark for an hour, came back; "Oh, they'll be another 5 minutes", came back in 5 minutes and some other guy says "They're just coming off the printer now." FFS if you print them last minute and I was one of the first customers of the day why not give me them after a 5 minute wait instead of an hour?! Rar...
I walked back home after that (Hopefully I'll get a firmer ass from all this walking ) and took a pic of a local carwash... named Mr Handjob... *cough*

Today I went to my mates house for a BBQ, it took ages to get it lit and 5 attempts cooking the chicken legs so they wouldn't give us salmonella... Then we never ate them. Then went to see Madagascar. God that's a shit movie, not even the penguins make up for it!

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