Rah, I couldn't be bothered doing journal for every little thing that's happened this past week so I'll just write long one. I apologise for the crap typing in advance.
Last Weekend
I went oop into the Dales for my auntie's wedding, took lotsa photos etc, some of the countryside are in my gallery. I stayed at a hotel which was crap and small, there was a shit stain on the towels so I left my own little present for them
Then I went for a walk, I had no space on my memory cards so I didn't take any more nature-y pics. Then I went back to my Auntie's in Idle (I so wish I lived there with a name like that!), we watched a bit of Eurovision (yay...) and went out for a curry, the view from the window was an alley full of rats! Fun... Then we went back and watched the Eurovision results and went to bed. Next day I went home, my mum's GPS thought I lived at Meadowhall so we took the long route... Then can't remember what I did, I basicly did my usual thing of browsing, chatting and texting until Thursday

Star Wars
My geekish self and my geekish mate Joe went to see Star Wars Episode 3 on Thursday, it was okay but the highlight was the guy in the back row further on from us. He started bu having 3 joints washed down with cider then decided to wobble down the stairs... How random. Then I went to Subway and got a footlong

This weekend, things get a bit gay here... literally
Well I went to the cinema to see House Of Wax with Heeley, Dilly, Ian, Lizzy, Emma and Nicola. The film was bloody hilarious, me and Nic had to sit by ourselves after we were deserted but we didn't mind, we kept each other company When everyone was curling in horror when Paris Hilton got a giant pole through her head we were laughing Then we got cuddly etc etc.
The best thing was before we went in for the film; me, Dilly & Heeley got there about 2 hours early so we went looking for jobs. We got a few apps (nowhere we're actually gonna work) and we found these 2 "drunk" 15 year olds called Kimberley and Charlotte. I say "drunk" because they were clearly acting. They kept hugging and kissing us and told us how these men got them drunk at Meadowhall and shagged them on the train, the blonde went in the toilets while the brunette used the seat, an old man watched her and the bloke have sex while she got cum in her shoe. Yeah, that's a believable story... The blonde had a nice arse, Heeley spent all night saying "I wish I got her number!", even though he had loads of chances... and he's a man-slut. More on that story later.
Well after the cinema we walked through Wakey to the bus station, I asked Nicola out so after 18 months I finally have a girlfriend. Just means I'm gonna be skint so I'd better get a job ¬_¬
Friday Night - Here's the gay part
In Wakey bus station Me, Heeley, Dilly and Ian squashed into a photo booth, not an easy task, Heeley forgot his belt so his trousers ended up around his ankles. Lovely... That's the story of his life I suppose. We got the bus back to Heeley's and got chips and curry sauce from the chinese, ate it on a wall then finally went into Heeley's house. Went into his room and watched Spongebob Squarepants movie. Then not much happened really. We went to be and between the three of us was a single matress on the floor and a double bed, so me and Heeley shared the bed ¬_¬ Bad idea...
My head is weird, I can sleep without sleeping... I can sleep by having my eyes shut but remain in full consciousness. So I haven't been out of consciousness since Friday morning. I basicly stayed up and listened to snoring ¬_¬ Heeley can't keep still so I had to put up with him moving around all night, at one point he turned over and banged his forehead into mine and stayed there for half an hour, randomly walked out of the room and back in and said he had nowhere to sleep Sleep walkers are weird... Then the rest of the night he did the usual "try-and-sleep-in-every-position" thing, at one point he was half over me... *cough*
So in the morning we randomly rang people and left crazy frog on their voicemail and texted people. Pretty fun actually Then we filled in some job apps and went back to Wakey to hand them in, Heeley met a friend walking to the bus station so they went and got their bus and me and Dilly got ours... Now I'm home and filling in a job app for Clinton Cards
New Phone
After going into 20 shops in the Ridings I asked for a job in the o2 shop but you have to be 18, grr. But I asked them about upgrading my phone in there and they say I can do it tomorrow, beats waiting until the end of next week to order one and waiting another 2 weeks for delivery...

Well that's all I can recollect, I'm sure more "interesting" things have happened to me but they were so exciting that I forgot them *cough*

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Well that's it. Compulsary eduction has gone for good I know I've moaned about it for 12 years but I'm gonna miss it!
I'm just gonna have a step-by-step now...
THIS WILL BE PIC HEAVY!!

I went to bed on Thursday night thinking of everything that's happened at Woodkirk (my high school) in the past five years. I thought so much that I didn't get to sleep until past midnight. I woke up at 2 and started thinking again, I couldn't get to sleep so at 4 I went downstairs and watched episode 2 of The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy and then an episode of Have I Got News For You from 2000. I came back upstairs and played a really crap webgame, chatted to a few Americans on at that time and nodded off again at 5:30.
Got up at 7 all excitable and giddy
Went out to school with my camera, signature book and an array of stolen board markers to sign my shirt.
Got to school at about 8:25 and got lots of photos and a few people finished signing my book.
Then we had a our final form period ever I didn't like it when Miss Lodge leftour form and we were left with Mrs Backhouse, I hated her at first, no real reason apart from that she wasn't Miss Lodge but I've started to like her and I'm even gonna miss her too! She was a bit teary the last two days, she loves us really She even got us a nice card each and a cake, shame we had to rush to assmebly so we didn't get any But it's the thought that counts.
I got lots of pics of friends too

We have a big form photo too.


The assembly was cool, I was sitting next to Sarah Martin when her picture came on the projector, a year 7 comparison with her year 11 photo, was hilarious! She took it in good spirits and cried with laughter! Was brilliant!
Afterwards we had a shirt signing, was good fun. Here're more pics! As you can see I met many people and even stole a pair of boobs! Sorry *mughan but I now own Yasmin's, Emma's, Sarah's and Oliver's boobs!

After that fun time I went for another one, went bowling after having pizza and we went on the arcade, my friend with a gay admirer played a game called "Ring Riders", no innuendo there I'm sure. More photos!

And then we all went to Claire's house We had a good time there but my camera died so I don't have any pics of that. But here's a group one in Leeds


That's all really except I'm a bit sad now, lots of people going bye bye
But at least when I get into 6th Form there'll be new people to meet, befriend, bite and scare off

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Rah, GCSEs on the horizon... Getting more and more depressed about them. I got an English essay that was a D- and my teacher said that if you don't get at least a C for English GCSE there's not a chance you can get into Uni. That really depressed me for the rest of the day.
But on the upper hand, Business studies was the best lesson I've had. Ever. Never thought I'd hear myself say that... To start off we wrapped a kid in clingfilm, sellotaped him to a chair and dragged him in a store cupboard, teacher walks in and we act normal, 5 minutes into the lesson he hears muffled screams from behind him. He wasn't amused. Then we steal the VCR and swap at with the computer keyboard, cling-filmed the teachers merit stamp & cup (didn't realise until he wasnted some coffee...). Then we stole the OHP (over-head projector). Was hilarious! Shame I'm gonna fail business studies though...

Rest of the day sucked, first lesson we had biology, no fun, last lesson I had dodgeball, too many chavs... and I had maths somewhere in between the depression, even less fun...

But now I'm home. I haven't been around here for a while <insert crap excuse here> . But I've got a new digital camera; a HP Photosmart M407. So expect more random crappilish photomographs

I only have 2 days of compulsary education. Time flies so fast, I still remember my first day of reception (like American kindergarten) and I had to stand up, say my name and twinkle around like a star, Mr Batty was ace

Doopedoo. Steph smells!

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Woo! Got my ICT results back. Last year I got 72% which was a Merit and I was about 2 marks above the 2nd best person (I was the best, obviously!), I got my new results today of my 2nd exam. The 2nd best person got 67%... I got.... 90% !!! Go me! That's a distinction baby! Oh yes

Aaaanyway, on Friday I saw the school version of Les Miserable, was very good. I stupidly sat next to Sarah M (~ Salix02) who moaned at me for laughing... But Adam was hilarious, Master Of The House he is...
This weekend I did bugger all. I got Syberia and Moment of Silence, completed Syberia already, too easy and short. I'm still doing Moment of Silence but I simply can't be arsed trecking back across New York to get a photo of some guy...
Must read more too, simply can't be bothered.
I did that essay I was moaning about, the worst essay I've ever done but at least I'm caught up with English work now Shame I have work to do in all 3 sciences and business studies. Meh.
I plan on doing nothing else tonight but mess around. I went to see my grandma and she was proud of me for my result so she gave me about a tenner (like she normally does) and an extra £20 Thanks Grandma

Well, last time everyone moaned about me having a loooooong journal so I'll start doing a summary!

Summary
Got 90% - Distinction in ICT exam - best in school by 23%
Saw school play
Got 'Syberia' and 'Moment of Silence', completed Syberia
Finished English Essay
Got money for doing well in exam

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Quick thing stolen from


Have you ever?
(X)=yes ( )=no

() snuck out of the house
() gotten lost in your city
() Seen a shooting star
(X) been to any other countries besides England
( ) had a serious surgery
( ) gone out in public in your pajamas
() kissed a stranger
(X) given someone of the opposite sex a made up phone number
(X) hugged a stranger
() been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) done drugs
( ) given oral sex
(X) had alcohol
(X) felt isolated
(X ) laughed and had milk/coke/juice/water come out of your nose
(X ) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
( ) gotten a tattoo
( ) made out in an elevator
(X) swore at your parents
(X) kicked a guy where it hurts
( ) been in love
( ) been close to love
( ) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) written a song
( ) broken a bone
( ) been high
( ) skinny-dipped
( ) skipped school
( ) flashed someone
( ) seen a therapist
( ) done the splits
(X) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ) bitten someone
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(X) gotten the chicken pox
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) gotten a speeding ticket
( ) crashed into a friend's car if in a bike, shopping cart, skateboard, longboard
(X) fallen down a flight of stairs
( ) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
(X) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) had fun with someone of the opposite sex in the shower.
( ) had fun with someone of the same sex in the shower.
(X ) eaten a gallon of ice cream by yourself
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) stole something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(X) had something stolen from you
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to the US
( ) walked into the wrong class & sat thru the whole thing
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) written a love letter
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
(X ) gotten an autograph from someone famous (All the Kaiser Chiefs )
( ) had children
( ) written a bad cheque
( ) seen someone die
( ) did something cruel and unusual to a sibiling
(X) burped at a nice restrauant
( ) been to Africa
(X) Driven over 400 miles in one day
( ) killed someone
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) tried to fail a class (Who needs to try?)
(X) Been on a plane
( ) gotten motion sickness
( ) seen the rocky horror picture show It's been on my Sky+ box for weeks, must see it sometime soon!)
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) been rejected
( ) been to a funeral
( ) proposed to someone
( ) eaten Sushi
(X) been suspended from school
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a rock show
( ) been to a motocross race
( ) killed a pet
(X) started a rumor
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
( ) tried killing yourself
(X) taken pain killers
( ) loved someone and sincerely missed him/her
( ) loved someone so much it hurt

Well, rah. Wasn't that interesting... Looking at that I've done nothing with my life...

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